OH YES, the long haired, long bearded man is a fraud! You heard it here first!
I saw him leaving the Omega ATM with five $100 bills and a stack of 20’s.
What would a bum be doing with all that money? And why in God’s name would
he be taking it all out at one time? He scammed us, he scammed us all. Right
now he’s probably flying south on Hooters Air, sipping a martini, and
joining the mile high club with Big Boobs Magee in the bathroom. Boy oh boy
what a life…
And speaking of life, I’ve gotta get back to mine. So until next week…have
some fun, make some friends, but don’t do anything stupid. Cause we’re
at Penn State, and mistakes are just waiting to find you.
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