Greenwich Glossary

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Ben

Giteem!! - This loosely translates to “Get him” and will often be heard during Ben’s NCAA football games on Gamecube while the computer team is breaking tackles and scoring touchdowns.

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Janke

WHAAAAAT!?!?! - This is a standard statement of disbelief. The higher the pitch of the voice, the more unbelievable the event.

Good Lord!! - This is similar to “WHAAAAT,” in that it expresses disbelief, however, it does incorporate a certain percentage of disgust. For example, if you tell Janke that Ahad’s car has been stolen, you might get a WHAAAAT. However, if you tell him that Ahad is wearing his Iverson jersey with nothing underneath again, you would definitely get a “Good Lord.”

You’re Killin’ Me!! - After making a statement that is completely lacking in any form of common sense, you might hear this as his way of saying “I feel dumber for having endured this conversation.”

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Joe

That cheese is phenomenal, that restaurant is fabulous, etc... - Despite his constant use of flagrantly homosexual adjectives, be assured that Joe is definitely at least 80% straight.

Sharp - If Joe refers to an article of clothing as being sharp, that means that it aligns with his own personal sense of style, whether it means a plain jacket that is far too small, a salvation army t-shirt that is far too small, or a pair of leather shoes without socks.

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Keath

Not It!! - The second something needs to be done, you will invariably hear Keath shout this phrase, meaning “I am lazy and will not be assisting in this endeavor.” For example, if someone says, “who is going to pick up the pizza?” The response: “Not it.”

I know you are but what am I? - This is pretty much Keath’s all time best comeback. Yeah, pretty sad.